I've been on a de-cluttering binge, and I found these two newspaper clippings that I have held onto for ages. I figure I can get rid of them without guilt if I share them with the world first.
I've been toting this episode from "Li'l Abner" around since the Nixon administration, it looks like. Even as a young teen, I understood what my future likely held. (Click on the picture to see it larger.)
This one came from Dear Abby or Ann Landers.