Friday, May 20, 2005

Get A Grip on Star Wars

Full disclosure: I saw all three original episodes in the theater when they were new, and again when they were re-released before Episode 1 (4). Episode 1 (4) was so pitiful that I did not see Episode 2 (5). I haven't decided about Episode 3 (6). Maybe I'll go see it at a discount theater some hot summer afternoon.

That doesn't stop me from hopping briefly on the Star Wars goodies bandwagon. The first entry is dedicated to one of my esteemed colleagues (she knows who she is), but not for the reason you might think:



Your Amazing Yoda Sex Line


"Do me or do me not - there is no try."



Your Star Wars Pickup Line

"I will show you the true nature of the Force."







Your Star Wars Name and Title



Your Star Wars Name: Cheha Takio

Your Star Wars Title: Nnabac of Yrret







Star Wars Horoscope for Gemini




Like most Geminis, you are a playful little creature.
You tend to be extremely curious, craving knowledge but sometimes having a short attention span.
For the most part, you are charming and loveable.
But at times, you can seem scattered and high-strung.

Star wars character you are most like: Ewoks

3 comments:

Aser said...

Cheryl, you are a laff riot.

Cheryl said...

That's Cheha. Say, aren't you a bit Ewokian yourself?

F-G-F said...

I 2nd that emotion about SW. *Luvved* them the first time, when I saw them in theater (7th grade). Years later I salivated over the prospect of the new episodes. All it took was the first one [barf], and JarJar [barf] to know Lucas was still in the 7th grade. I swore not to give him anymore money when episode II came out, but people I respected said, no it's good, you really should see it. Wrong. I will resist the force of epi III.